The Cow

A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at each corner. The front end of the machine, or input, contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, utilizing a unique feedback device. Here also are the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and a foghorn.

At the rear, the machine carries the milk-dispensing equipment as well as a built-in flyswatter and insect repeller. The central portion houses a hydro- chemical-conversion unit. Briefly, this consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected in series by an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This assembly also contains the central heating plant complete with automatic temperature controls, pumping station and main ventilating system. The waste disposal apparatus is located to the rear of this central section.

Cows are available fully assembled in an assortment of sizes and colors. Production output ranges from 2 to 20 tons of milk per year. In brief, the main external visible features of the cow are: two lookers, two hookers, four stander-uppers, four hanger-downers, and a swishy-wishy.

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Visiting some friendly Camels

I already wrote about the sinkhole. The Schellenberg troop finished off that day with a little side trip to see some camels.

First we were playing around in the bushes

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Then we dared venture towards the animals.

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Thomas, as you can see, was a little afraid. Ryan was NOT

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Come on… He’s cute.

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Ryan didn’t actually loose his arm.

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Daniel takes a turn

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And the baby… cause babies are cute.

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It was a great afternoon. Thanks to Cam for showing us the way, and Doug for a few extra kids and some great geeky conversation!

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Sinkhole

Went to the sink hole on the weekend… I had no idea what to expect… turns out. from the top.

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Not much.

 

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But from the bottom

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and as you descend …

 

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The boys were making sand angels.

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Isn’t Jen Purdy?

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it’s pretty cool!

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Homework assignment

Daniel had a cool homework assignment this week. The parents had to write a story abotu the child, one about them selves, and one about a grandparent. I thought I’d share…

Cheeseburgers.

The year, 1993. The place, Bracebridge Ontario. The setting, a small cottage town full of tourists and city people trying to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

Ryan has always been a big eater. When he was 15 he would regularly eat through an entire pack of 12 hotdogs for lunch. It was during his summer job working at Bangor lodge that he set his sights on the Guinness book for world records. Ryan heard that the world record for cheeseburger eating was 32 standard McDonalds cheeseburgers. Armed with an empty stomach and 100 dollars, he bravely marched into the local Golden arches. After a brief discussion with the manager, Ryan and he agreed that as a test, Ryan would pay for 10 cheeseburgers, and the restaurant would keep making more for free until Ryan stopped eating. We got through 10. Then ate 15. Then passed the 20 mark. Ryan was so full… 21, then 22, 23 cheese burgers were packed away…. 24, couldn’t go on any more. But only 8 away. 25, 26. Only 6 more. Cant do it. Too full… 27.

Ryan ate 28 cheeseburgers in a sitting. He didn’t hit the mark, but for years after, when he went into that store, he was welcomed with “Hey, aren’t you the cheeseburger guy?”

The Kite:

Daniel learned to walk very quickly. He was 14 months old when he started to run. Mom and Dad wanted to encourage him to spend time outside so we went to the store and bought him a new Kite. Daniel’s eyes widened when he saw his beautiful new shark kite. It was shiny and black, with a long tail, and a special handle to unwind the string. We went to the park. The wind was a nice slow breeze. He was so excited. Daniel had never seen a kite fly before, so we told him that this was going to be very special. We unwound the string, and dad held the kite. Mom was with Daniel and we said 1, 2, 3 Go!

Dad threw the kite up into the air and it crashed spectacularly into the ground. Daniel kept running. The kite was dragging around the grass, and Daniel was laughing and thinking this was an amazing gift. Daniel didn’t know that kites were supposed to go up. Dad knew. The next day dad went and got a kite that worked, and Daniel finally understood how kites were supposed to behave. Mom and dad still remember Daniel’s first experience with kites.

Caught!

It was late in the evening. Ryan was returning to his friend’s house to visit. Unfortunately, 3 in the morning is a time when most people are supposed to be sleeping. Ryan didn’t care, he wanted to see his friend. Ryan was out running in the woods earlier on that day and found a beautiful columbine flower that he dug up and planted for his friend. So he grabbed the ladder and marched over to his friend’s house. He placed the ladder up against the house, and climbed up onto the roof.

Jennifer, like all good teenagers was asleep in her bed. Her mom, however wasn’t. Barb(Daniel’s Grandma) was very energy conscious. She did not like to waste anything. This particular evening, she had all the windows in the house open, letting the cool night breeze through the house. However, as the night drew on, the temperature started to rise. It rose so much that Barb decided to get up and turn the air conditioning on. Barb had closed all the windows in the house except for Jen’s when Ryan appeared at the window. She opened the door to Jen’s room, and saw Ryan sitting there with a plant in hand, on the second story roof.

Jen woke up to her mom, turning on the light, questioning Ryan as to why he was on the roof, at 3 in the morning, while her daughter was sleeping, and why he had this little plant in his hand. Ryan sheepishly climbed down, and went home, Jen went back to bed and Barb returned to her bedroom… All were a little surprised with what that evening had brought.

The next morning, Jen found the plant at her window.

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Qatar National Day

December 18 is celebrated at Qatar national Day. From ndqatar.com:

On the 18th December every year, we celebrate our National Day to commemorate that historical day in 1878 when Shaikh Jasim, the founder of the state, succeeded his father Sheikh Mohammed Bin Thani in leading the country towards unity and foundation.
Born in 1242 h (1826 c), Sheikh Jasim was raised in Fowayret, north Qatar within the confines of his famous father Shaikh Mohammed Bin Thani. He was educated by religious clerks, learning the Qura’an, Shariaa and jurisprudence, along with equestrian, hunting and literature. Shaikh Jasim also shared his father in ruling the country.

 

Qatar had a huge number of events scheduled for it’s national holiday. We opted to attend the parade, and the fireworks show.

The parade was super crowded and was largely a military affair. Lots of trucks, tanks, fire trucks, quad bikes, a selection of navy craft, jets helicopters, troop carriers etc. Getting to the parade proved challenging – Traffic. what is normally a 15 minute drive took us just under an hour, and we had to walk the last half…

You can tell from the photograps below that we didn’t have the best vantage point.

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The boys enjoyed rolling down the hill more than the parade…

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Music was cool, dancing – even better.

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Thomas did at least see some of the parade…

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Just a cute kid.

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The airshow was by far the schellenberg boy favourite. Jen liked the creative uses of the Qatari flag used in a lot of the kids garments…

 

The other event we attended was the fireworks show. We took lots of time, and planned to have dinner on the corniche (where the event was to happen) We arrived in the area at 5, for an 8pm show. We ate supper at fudruckers, then walked across the (crazy) traffic and to the water. TheSchellenbergsNationalDay10  TheSchellenbergsNationalDay12 TheSchellenbergsNationalDay13

We found a seat where we would have a good view of the show and sat and waited… 7:30, we were ready.

 

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Qatar doesn’t have a good history of being all that punctual. I swear it was 8:01 when the fireworks started, and start they did.

First it was subtle, lighting what looked like small flares and encircling the various “stages” with fire. Then about a minute later, the music wa splaying and the show started.

 

I can’t explain what a few million dollars fo fire works looks like. but for about 18 minutes, this is what it looked like:

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It was a great show. Thanks to the organizing committee, you outdid yourselves.

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Getting ready for Christmas

Thomas is a dancing Machine

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Hanging out with Scot and Casey

Forgot to mention it, but we had a friend from Reno pop over to visit up about 2 weeks ago. Scot used to live beside us in Newmarket many moons ago and was in town. We got together and spent a day walking around Doha, taking in all the sights. We caught a few pictures of some of the more interesting parts of Doha.

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Here we are just entering the old Souk area

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We got there early on a friday, time to look around and not get trampled… We were returning for dinner later that evening, so there was time to see the crowds too

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We actually ended up eating here. I forget the name of the restaurant. I’ll update it later when I remember it. It was the arabic one.

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Not the best picture of Thomas. Still cool seeing John Deere in Doha

 

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They renovated the souks a number of years ago to make them look more authentic. With the exception of the HaagenDaz sign, I think they did an awesome job.

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Here’s Scot and Jen Talking about something to their left, your right. And yes, Jen loves her geek.

 

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Carved wooden camel… Thought it looked cool.

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I a pretty sure this is when Scot put his sales man hat on and was trying to convince Jen that the schellenbergs needed the new nikon d3.

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The boys weren’t quite sure what those Orange diver submarine transport things are… Scot to the rescue!

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Window Shopping

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Carnagee Melon university in Doha

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Scot and Casey were fascinated that Filtrine were installed here… That guy knows A LOT about water fountains. Remarkable what you take for granted.

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The green spine. Trying a group decision on  a wood or an iron.

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How Projects really work.

How Programs really work

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Doha powerboat races

Some pictures from our family outing to the Corniche today… Qatar Marine Sports federation time trials for the oryx cup. The big race is tomorrow, today was just such a beautiful day, we had to get out! Click on the pictures to see larger copies

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Daniel was showing us how fast he can be

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Thomas was not about to be outdone.

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Parenting Doha Style.

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Everyone takes turns

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Flying Boats!

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They were more interested in the crabs and snails than the rocket boats…

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England vs Brazil

We went to the England vs Brazil game on the 14 of November. Jen and I went with Belle, Curt and we met chris down there for dinner… then we went to the game and sat with a whole wack of guys.

 

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England stoping the ball…(They lost)

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